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3 General Orders

1. I will guard everything within the limits of my post and quit my post only when properly relieved.
2. I will obey my special orders and perform all my duties in a military manner.
3. I will report violations of my special orders, emergencies, and anything not covered in my instructions, to the commander of the relief.

They Told Me In The Army

They tell me in the Army, the coffee's mighty fine
It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine.

Refrain:
I don't want no more of Army life!
Hey mom I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Oh, Lord I wanna go,
HOOOOOOOOOOMMME
Hey!

They tell me in the Army, the chow is mighty fine
A chicken jumped off the table and started marking time
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the pay is mighty fine
They give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the coffee's mighty fine
It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine.
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the biscuits are mighty fine
One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine.
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the meat is mighty fine
Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine.
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the shoes are mighty fine
You ask for size eleven, they give you number nine.
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the pancakes are mighty fine
You can try to chew them, but you're only wasting time.
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the bed's are mighty fine
But how in the world should I know, I've never slept in mine.
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the mail is so great
Today I got a letter dated 1948.
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the hours are just right
Start early in the morning and work on through the night.
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the buses are mighty fine
One went round the corner, and left three wheels behind.
Refrain

They tell me in the Army, the chicken's mighty fine
One jumped off the table and killed a friend of mine.
Refrain

They tell me in the army, the toilets are mighty fine
You flush them up at seven, they come back up at nine.
Refrain

They tell me in the army, the tents are waterproof
You wake up in the morning and you're floating on the roof.
Refrain

They tell me in the army, the women are mighty fine
They look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein

Refrain:
I don't want no more of Army life!
Hey mom I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Oh, Lord I wanna go,
HOOOOOOOOOOMMME
Hey!

Elements

i = 0;

while (!deck.isInOrder()) {
    print 'Iteration ' + i;
    deck.shuffle();
    i++;
}

print 'It took ' + i + ' iterations to sort the deck.';